"What my otaku gave to me", by Kyle Dragon Ash

On the first day of Christmas, my otaku gave to me
A Full Metal Panic DVD.

On the second day of Christmas, my otaku gave to me
Two crappy fansubs
And a Full Metal Panic DVD.

On the third day of Christmas, my otaku gave to me
Three EVA units
Two crappy fansubs
And a Full Metal Panic DVD.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my otaku gave to me
Four hot bishonen
Three EVA units
Two crappy fansubs
And a Full Metal Panic DVD.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my otaku gave to me
Five magical girls!
Four hot bishonen
Three EVA units
Two crappy fansubs
And a Full Metal Panic DVD.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my otaku gave to me
Six plates of sushi
Five magical girls!
Four hot bishonen
Three EVA units
Two crappy fansubs
And a Full Metal Panic DVD.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my otaku gave to me
Seven Samurai
Six plates of sushi
Five magical girls!
Four hot bishonen
Three EVA units
Two crappy fansubs
And a Full Metal Panic DVD.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my otaku gave to me
Eight hentai manga
Seven Samurai
Six plates of sushi
Five magical girls!
Four hot bishonen
Three EVA units
Two crappy fansubs
And a Full Metal Panic DVD.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my otaku gave to me
Nine giant robots
Eight hentai manga
Seven Samurai
Six plates of sushi
Five magical girls!
Four hot bishonen
Three EVA units
Two crappy fansubs
And a Full Metal Panic DVD.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my otaku gave to me
Ten deadly ninjas
Nine giant robots
Eight hentai manga
Seven Samurai
Six plates of sushi
Five magical girls!
Four hot bishonen
Three EVA units
Two crappy fansubs
And a Full Metal Panic DVD.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my otaku gave to me
Eleven sexy geisha
Ten deadly ninjas
Nine giant robots
Eight hentai manga
Seven Samurai
Six plates of sushi
Five magical girls!
Four hot bishonen
Three EVA units
Two crappy fansubs
And a Full Metal Panic DVD.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my otaku gave to me
Twelve FLAMING DUCKHOLES!!
Eleven sexy geisha
Ten deadly ninjas
Nine giant robots
Eight hentai manga
Seven Samurai
Six plates of sushi
Five magical girls!
Four hot bishonen
Three EVA units
Two crappy fansubs
And a Full Metal Panic DVD!